1 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:34,440 Well, hi there, folks. Thanks for tuning in to the Family Dating Game. I'm your 2 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:38,580 host, Ryan Driller, and today our man of the hour is Nathan. 3 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,940 He's a guy who describes himself as outgoing, fun, and always looking for a 4 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:47,760 time. And he's here today to chat with our three special ladies. 5 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:51,820 I select one to be his date. 6 00:00:52,660 --> 00:00:55,560 Well, Nathan, are you ready to start meeting your bachelorette? 7 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,760 I'm really excited. Let's get this started. All right. 8 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:03,750 Well, first up, we have Bachelorette number one. She's a shy girl who loves 9 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:07,690 reading and sitting at home by the pool. But don't let that fool you. She says 10 00:01:07,690 --> 00:01:10,490 she loves to go skinny dipping and enjoys naked sushi, too. 11 00:01:11,010 --> 00:01:12,610 Please meet Sawyer. 12 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:14,890 Hi, Sawyer. 13 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:16,090 Welcome to the show. 14 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:19,890 Up next is Bachelorette number two. 15 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:23,630 She's a musician with a free spirit who doesn't want to be tied down. 16 00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:25,430 Not listening to that. 17 00:01:26,979 --> 00:01:30,020 She's adventurous and daring. And this is Molly. 18 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,100 And last up, we've got Bachelorette number three. 19 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:40,740 She's a sweet girl who says she loves having fun and enjoying spending time 20 00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:41,740 her family. 21 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,080 She loves board games, puzzles, and shopping. 22 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,400 Chanel, welcome to the show. 23 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:51,140 Hi, Chanel. 24 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:52,439 All right. 25 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,700 Well, I think it's time to turn it over to you so we can let you get to know 26 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:56,700 your Bachelorette. 27 00:01:56,990 --> 00:02:01,330 Fantastic. A lot of good voices over there. They sound like it. All right. 28 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:02,610 All right, ladies. 29 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:07,050 Why should I pick you guys instead of any of the beautiful girls in my school? 30 00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:09,530 Bachelorette number one. 31 00:02:10,350 --> 00:02:14,470 Well, I'm not just good looking. I'm smart. I'm funny. 32 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:17,290 I think I'm great. 33 00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:19,330 Sounds good to me. 34 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:23,170 Well, that's great, but I think you need more than just a pretty face to please 35 00:02:23,170 --> 00:02:24,170 a man. 36 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:25,810 Oh, and... 37 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,360 You have that? 38 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:31,700 Well, yeah. I know lots of ways to make my man happy. 39 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,120 Ooh, okay. 40 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,240 Bachelor number three? 41 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:44,600 Well, I mean, all of that is good and all, but besides being extremely hot, 42 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,540 super fun, active, and interesting. 43 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:52,080 So I'll definitely keep you on your toes inside and outside the bedroom. 44 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,120 All right, next question. 45 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:01,720 Bachelorette number three. 46 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:08,100 I like to work out and build up a good sweat, so I'm wondering how you would 47 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,100 actually cool me off. 48 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:14,600 Well, first, I would strip you down so you're butt naked, and then I would take 49 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:19,160 all the ice cubes out the freezer and trail them down your body while I suck 50 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,160 your cock. 51 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,360 Oh, yeah! 52 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:23,940 Okay, goddamn. 53 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,420 Next bachelorette. 54 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:32,680 I think I'd take a little nice approach and give you like your favorite drink, 55 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,880 like a sweet tea or whatever you're feeling. 56 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,280 You already know me so well. I love sweet tea. 57 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:43,580 Cold beverages on a hot day are really nice, but I would give you a cold shower 58 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:46,020 to cool off after that. But don't worry. 59 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,680 I'd be in there to wash your back too. 60 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:51,060 All right. 61 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,320 Next question for bachelorette number two. 62 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:58,420 What is your ideal first date? And convince me that we would actually have 63 00:03:58,420 --> 00:03:59,420 good time together. 64 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:06,460 My ideal first date, I would take you out for a very nice dinner for two. 65 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:11,700 And it would be so yummy. And then we would go under the table for a little 66 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:13,040 dessert. Next bachelorette. 67 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:21,399 I enjoy pool days. So I think us getting naked by the pool, no tan lines, and 68 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:23,420 I'd run sunscreen all over your butt. 69 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,530 Other places, too. 70 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:28,790 Well, I do love to know its landlines. 71 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,370 Great day. Next batch of rent. 72 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:35,350 Well, you know, going out is fun and all, and I'm known to be pretty 73 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:39,930 adventurous, but I would just order whatever you want to eat at home and 74 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:43,930 please you in any way I can while maybe we watch a football game or something. 75 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:48,610 Yeah, sometimes I like to have a lazy day, too, at home. 76 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:50,470 Wow. Yeah. 77 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:52,030 Lazy day. Wowza. 78 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,320 All right, ladies, last question. 79 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:58,600 If you could have any three wishes granted, what would they be? 80 00:04:58,920 --> 00:04:59,920 Go. 81 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:05,700 I think I'd do a pool day all the time. Perfect pool weather. 82 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,380 Maybe some sushi, get naked. 83 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:14,680 And, of course, have a great bachelor like you with me all the time. 84 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,420 Well, that sounds like fun. 85 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:17,960 Nice lady. 86 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:20,860 I guess if I could grant or have three wishes granted. 87 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:28,440 My first wish would be to have a very nice beach day, a relaxing day with my 88 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:34,320 man. And then we would listen to some good music and, you know, just have a 89 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:39,140 time. And then we would bring it back home and get really naughty. 90 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:41,550 I love music, and I do like getting frisky. 91 00:05:41,850 --> 00:05:45,870 Well, my first wish would be for an intimately web hoodie so that you could 92 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:47,470 me all day, every day. 93 00:05:48,070 --> 00:05:52,490 My second wish would be that I never got sore so we could keep going with the 94 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:56,430 first wish. And my third wish would be that I could fit your cock all the way 95 00:05:56,430 --> 00:05:58,070 down my throat, balls and everything. 96 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,190 Yeah. 97 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:04,350 That also sounds really nice. Wow. Yeah. 98 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:05,610 Yeah. 99 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:07,030 Well, wow. 100 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,910 That is. 101 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:12,810 That is something. That is a thing. That is something. 102 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:18,250 So on that note, I think it might be time you have to choose which one of 103 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,810 lovely ladies you want to go on a date with. 104 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:23,610 So, bachelor number one. 105 00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:27,230 I love the idea of being by the pool with you. 106 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:31,450 And you like books and reading. You want a library. I think that sounds amazing. 107 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:35,670 But I'm just not sure if we'd connect that way. 108 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:37,230 Now, bachelor number two. 109 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,860 You like music. You play guitar. 110 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:45,400 You want to get freaky at a concert? That is blowing my mind. 111 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:54,300 But I'm not sure if we would mesh as well as Bachelorette number three, who 112 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:56,820 just blowing my mind with every answer she gives. 113 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,840 So, Bachelorette number three. 114 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,260 Well, all right. Bachelorette number three, come meet your lucky date. 115 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,480 Hi, Stepbro. Oh, my God. 116 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,860 Oh, my God. You chose your stepsister. 117 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,680 I wish I kept her with you. 118 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,240 Can we even do that? 119 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:25,980 I really wasn't expecting this. Oh, come on. Don't worry. It'll be fun. 120 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,520 It's just a little date. 121 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,520 Yeah, yeah. 122 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:33,660 This chick got everything. 123 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,200 Should we have food or something? 124 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,020 I mean, I've got dinner between my legs. And dessert, too. 125 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:50,900 Oh. 126 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:52,980 It's crazy. I want to date my step -sister. 127 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:56,020 I mean, it's not really that crazy. 128 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,960 I've seen the way you look at me, and I'm surprised you didn't notice, you 129 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,980 hearing my voice and all. 130 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:06,720 No, I had no idea. I just, um... I don't know if I didn't know you were such a 131 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,720 freak. 132 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,160 There's a lot that you don't know about me. 133 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,520 Like what? 134 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,060 You want to find out? 135 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:18,700 I don't. 136 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:20,580 Yeah. 137 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:23,900 Yes. No. Yeah. 138 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,400 Wow. They have great chemistry. 139 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,800 Yeah. You guys should definitely kiss. 140 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:34,679 Come on. Just a little kiss. 141 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,179 Don't tell me you're scared. 142 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:40,159 Here. 143 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:41,760 I'll do you one better. 144 00:08:58,180 --> 00:08:59,180 Wow. 145 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:01,700 I wish I could get a month of that action. 146 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,240 That's so hot. 147 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,520 You can do whatever you want. 148 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,300 Really? 149 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:10,830 Yeah, maybe I'll watch it anyway. 150 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:03,630 Oh my 151 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:10,210 God. 152 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:35,200 oh my god it's so perfect 153 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,600 Oh, fuck. 154 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:43,970 Oh, my God. 155 00:12:00,079 --> 00:12:02,280 I want to feel you inside of me. 156 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:10,300 Oh my God. 157 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,600 Oh my God. 158 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:45,500 Oh, my 159 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:52,160 God. 160 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,100 I think it's your turn to get the cock. 161 00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:37,170 Thank you. 162 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,470 Oh my God. 163 00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,310 Bye. 164 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,050 Bye. 165 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:08,630 I don't want to do that. 166 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,100 Thank you. 167 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:41,580 oh my god oh my god 168 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,070 Shit! 169 00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:54,100 I love 170 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:59,880 you. I 171 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,540 love you. 172 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,130 oh my 173 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:16,110 god 174 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:38,870 I love you. 175 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,300 Oh, my 176 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:22,780 God. 177 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,470 Oh, fuck. 178 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:33,040 Oh, my God. 179 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,880 Oh my God. 180 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,000 Oh my God. 181 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:30,250 He has gifts for me. He has gifts for me. He's going to make me look good. 182 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,810 Oh, my God. 183 00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:41,100 Where was the high five? Where's the spirit? 184 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:45,600 Sometimes a girl games you. 185 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,380 I'm a greedy little fucking girl. 186 00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:54,120 Oh my god. 187 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:08,150 Oh, 188 00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:11,430 God. 189 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,240 Oh, my God. 190 00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:29,500 Oh my god. 191 00:25:50,229 --> 00:25:55,990 Oh, my God. 192 00:26:45,169 --> 00:26:47,490 Alright guys, I think it's time for our reward. 193 00:26:48,890 --> 00:26:51,350 I think you all know what I want. 194 00:26:56,430 --> 00:27:00,010 Oh, look at this little cell. 195 00:27:01,670 --> 00:27:02,690 One, two, three. 196 00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:07,480 I want it all over me. 197 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,960 Oh, fuck. 198 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:12,220 Oh, 199 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:13,620 fuck. 200 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,820 All over my fucking tits. 201 00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,900 Oh, my God. 202 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:31,860 I call that a successful game show. 203 00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:40,710 Wow. Well, this has definitely been the hottest episode of a family dating show 204 00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:42,330 I think we've ever had. 205 00:28:44,310 --> 00:28:48,530 I'm Ryan Driller. Thanks for tuning in. Congrats to all four of you. 206 00:28:48,890 --> 00:28:53,930 And a big thank you to our sponsors, New Bile Porn and GrattyCrisp .com.